Man-tervention, Really?

Gettin’ ready for Christmas and goofing off along the way. Dar and Tara were giving me grief for having long fingernails, a full beard, and long hair. I thought for sure Ginger would have my back but she sided with the pregnant lady and her mean sister! They threatened me with a Man-tervention… I don’t even know what that is but it sounds like there would be scissors, nail-files, and several types of waxing involved. I’m scared… good thing Dar’s gonna have a new baby to worry about so I’ll be off the hook. I just have to hold out till next Tuesday!!!