Dar had her c-section staples out today and while there she explains what she was thinking last night in her sleepy stupor. Apparently the baby in our bed isn’t ours. We make a little stop at a new cakery called Nana D’s and get sold a knock off pillow pet. Frank and Sherry (Dar’s Aunt …
Monthly Archive: December 2011
Sara the Elf
Bah Humbug!!! Ginger is lacking some Christmas Spirit. Santa personally delivered an Elf on the Shelf to our door and she thought it was just a toy elf. It took some serious convincing to get her to finally admit that the elf is only pretending to be a toy while we’re awake. Dar and I …
Ambulance ride to the ER
What a rough day. Ginger has been coughing for a few days but last night she got really bad so this morning I took her to urgent care. The Doc at there sent us by ambulance to the ER… yep, the Emergency Room… by way of AMBULANCE! Ginger was in good spirits the whole time …
C’mon, it’s a holiday rite of passage!
Just another day of messin’ around at the CottonPatch. The kids are doing great with Hazel. Brigham is into Hazel’s hats, he’s so funny. While Dar was preoccupied with Hazel, I took my kids on whip cream straight from the can ride. Shhhh, don’t tell Dar. Ginger teaches me how to do Crayon Barbie makeup. …
Baby Cotton gets a Name!!!! YAY!
Going home today, going home today, we get to go home today!!! Yippie!! The hospital isn’t my favorite place to stay, and that chair thing they call a “daddy bed” is not a bed at all. I’m so looking forward to my own bed! WOO HOO! We decided on a name for the baby girl …
Hotel Hospital
Baby Girl gets a bath, her first one… at about 2 in the morning. Why is the night nurse in charge of the first bath and why do they do it at 2 in the morning? What are we going to name this kid? We had boy and girl names for the other two all …
BABY DAY!!!
Baby Girl Cotton has arrived. Got up at 4:00 am, to the hospital at 5:45 am, Baby Girl Cotton born at 8:19 am. The rest of the day was spent in a sleepy stupor. Man, this is one cute baby! She’s so mild-tempered so far. We’re both wondering where all of her hair came from. …
She’s gonna be all red with dots
The folks at the office threw me the best baby shower I’ve ever had! All kinds of great gifts and plenty cupcakes and then I sit down with Ginger and talk with her about her expectations for the new baby. I can’t believe we’re gonna have a new baby tomorrow!!! HOLY MACARON!!!!! We’re gonna have …
Christmas tree is goin’ up!
Gettin’ a hair cut… FINALLY! Have you ever used pomade? DO IT NOW!!! YOU’RE WASTING TIME WATCHING THIS STUPID VLOG!!! GO GET SOME POMADE AND PUT IT IN YOUR HAIR!!! NOW. STOP READING THIS AND GO NOW!!! Okay, back on track. We went to a super nice dinner at our church and then busted out …