We take a trip to Kohl’s and discover ploy of the Auntie Clothing Designers of the World. Darcie shows us the thoughts of a typical female shopper. We pick up the kids and head off to Target where we are forced to drive the Hummer of shopping carts. We try on small hats. What’s the …
We received an award at COSTCO for being “Parents of the Year!” Because we feed our kids fruit “eh-hem ice cream” before dinner. Ginger takes over the vlog and does a better job that I do. I discover Brigham is drinking about 8.5 gallons of milk a day. I head out to the college to …
Dar had her c-section staples out today and while there she explains what she was thinking last night in her sleepy stupor. Apparently the baby in our bed isn’t ours. We make a little stop at a new cakery called Nana D’s and get sold a knock off pillow pet. Frank and Sherry (Dar’s Aunt …
Bah Humbug!!! Ginger is lacking some Christmas Spirit. Santa personally delivered an Elf on the Shelf to our door and she thought it was just a toy elf. It took some serious convincing to get her to finally admit that the elf is only pretending to be a toy while we’re awake. Dar and I …
Just another day of messin’ around at the CottonPatch. The kids are doing great with Hazel. Brigham is into Hazel’s hats, he’s so funny. While Dar was preoccupied with Hazel, I took my kids on whip cream straight from the can ride. Shhhh, don’t tell Dar. Ginger teaches me how to do Crayon Barbie makeup. …
Going home today, going home today, we get to go home today!!! Yippie!! The hospital isn’t my favorite place to stay, and that chair thing they call a “daddy bed” is not a bed at all. I’m so looking forward to my own bed! WOO HOO! We decided on a name for the baby girl …
Baby Girl gets a bath, her first one… at about 2 in the morning. Why is the night nurse in charge of the first bath and why do they do it at 2 in the morning? What are we going to name this kid? We had boy and girl names for the other two all …
Baby Girl Cotton has arrived. Got up at 4:00 am, to the hospital at 5:45 am, Baby Girl Cotton born at 8:19 am. The rest of the day was spent in a sleepy stupor. Man, this is one cute baby! She’s so mild-tempered so far. We’re both wondering where all of her hair came from. …
I’m a nerd for HAM radio. I run a weekly radio net in my area for fun… yeah, I said fun. Ginger makes up her own “Bubblegum Bubblegum in a dish” game. I scared the holy crap out of Trish and we all learned a bit more about our nostrils.
Gettin’ a hair cut… FINALLY! Have you ever used pomade? DO IT NOW!!! YOU’RE WASTING TIME WATCHING THIS STUPID VLOG!!! GO GET SOME POMADE AND PUT IT IN YOUR HAIR!!! NOW. STOP READING THIS AND GO NOW!!! Okay, back on track. We went to a super nice dinner at our church and then busted out …
