Ginger tries to convince Hazel to poop. Hazel tries to look at Ginger”s boobs. Brigham is tired. Brigham says wawa for water, so cute! I get some surprise hugs, my favorite!!! I sport my orange crocs. I try to shake the Ginger bug from my leg. We find a burrowing owl outside the community gate.
Brigham runs funny and I’m not sure where he gets it. We goof off outside the souplantation. Brigham speaks spanish. I spill the beans about (to you) about the surprise baby shower. Dar figures out something is going on when we get home and there are loads of cars that she recognizes. SURPRISE!!!!! My house …
Dar, Hazel, and Tara hang out in a changing room. Tara wants Ginger to be the first 4 year old blogger and to be on Good Morning America. Dar drinks real coca cola for the first time in 2 years and has a “cokegasm”. Tara runs over her foot with the shopping cart at Joanne’s …
We go for a family walk before dinner. Dar is making baked mac and cheese that might get ruined cause out oven is a freak! Brigham blows kisses. The dogs got baths yesterday. Auntie is a stink-pot. Brigham turns into a bubblehead boy. I put Brigham to bed and started reading Treasure Island again.
It’s hot in the desert. Dar and Tara have a Snickers moment. The try to get the mail from the mailman. Hazel has the hiccups again. Tara goes shopping with coupons. Tara massages Hazel’s tear glands. The kids and I goof around. We crack open a rancid coconut. I dig buñuelos! I furrow my brow …
Work is really cramping my “spending time with my family” style. Brigham is still learning to use a spoon. I wipe my face with my hands. Brigham tries to feed his hair and talks like a dinosaur. We discovered what will cause the zombie apocalypse. Darcie makes good on the hair cut cookie deal with …
I bust out with some homemade Jalapeño Jelly. Don’t knock it till you try it! Ginger and Brigham goof around as kids do. Brigham is making suspicious calls from his toy phone. We need to carefully watch his minutes and we’re seriously considering getting him a unlimited texting plan. I briefly cover the Jalapeño Jelly …
Ooooh, the sky is so pretty. There are light up flamingos in the clearance area of target. I translate some of Ginger’s song lyrics. We go to work on a Costco pizza. I share my internal struggle with wanting to eat seafood. The stinky cheese isle takes my mind off the crab legs. Couldn’t find …
Last night was a rough one. The kids were up in waves that kept us up most of the night. We were invited to breakfast at the Lunnen’s home. Brigham is hungry. We make a quick trip to the APPLE STORE!!! I was good; I didn’t buy anything. We were actually there for Dar. Dar …
We’re at my parents house for a Christmas celebration. I give Grandma Robin a hard time for accidentally feeding me real meat yesterday. The food looks great! We rock out in Pa’s nightclub office (he sells Deejay equipment). The kids open mountains of gifts. Ginger gets her Mermaid bike that she’s always wanted.
