Tag Archive: goofing off
Time to scrub it up
Ginger has dance class. Dar gets new glasses and they’re super cute. Brigham slaps himself about the face and head. I take the boy home to make sloppy joes. Darcie has a song about sloppy joes. Ginger can’t get the song right. Darcie loses it and creates a bath song. Hazel slips me a sly …
Baby Shower for Hazel
Brigham runs funny and I’m not sure where he gets it. We goof off outside the souplantation. Brigham speaks spanish. I spill the beans about (to you) about the surprise baby shower. Dar figures out something is going on when we get home and there are loads of cars that she recognizes. SURPRISE!!!!! My house …
Loser Slacker Flake!!!
Dar, Hazel, and Tara hang out in a changing room. Tara wants Ginger to be the first 4 year old blogger and to be on Good Morning America. Dar drinks real coca cola for the first time in 2 years and has a “cokegasm”. Tara runs over her foot with the shopping cart at Joanne’s …
Couponing with Tara
It’s hot in the desert. Dar and Tara have a Snickers moment. The try to get the mail from the mailman. Hazel has the hiccups again. Tara goes shopping with coupons. Tara massages Hazel’s tear glands. The kids and I goof around. We crack open a rancid coconut. I dig buñuelos! I furrow my brow …
Jalapeño Jelly Time
I bust out with some homemade Jalapeño Jelly. Don’t knock it till you try it! Ginger and Brigham goof around as kids do. Brigham is making suspicious calls from his toy phone. We need to carefully watch his minutes and we’re seriously considering getting him a unlimited texting plan. I briefly cover the Jalapeño Jelly …
A Goal to NOT get Pregnant!
Dar and I go for a walk and discuss our goals for the new year. I plan to lose 50 lbs before Jan 01 2013. Dar wants to not have a baby and to be more patient with the kids. We both want to clear out some debts. Brigham works in the pantry and helps …