Ginger leaves with Tara to tear up the clearance section at Target. I’m sick so I’m sporting socks and slippers. I shoot Brigham in the tummy with a cannon ball. Ginger goes on a bike ride to see Auntie. Tara plays a trick on Darcie with her new Google number. Ginger sings to the whole …
We put together Ginger’s new princess bike. G is super excited! She puts on her safety gear. We cover the rules of the road. Ginger shares her new skills and some sweet tricks. Dar and Tara are skylarking up a storm and Ginger steps in to regulate. G wants to keep riding. G waters the …
I enhance a spinning top with my Dremel Tool!! Oh yeah. That top is doing about 5,000 RPMs. I prep a garden for G and Grandma Sue. Ginger freezes me with her super ice power. Tyler explains the lesson in the movie Tangled, and now he’s in trouble. I come home to a frozen Darcie …
Sara the Elf has a HUGE surprise!!! I get pulled over on our way to a nice Denny’s breakfast. Somebody died in my Mom’s new apartment and she doesn’t care… but Darcie does. I have a super cute baby Hazel! There’s a bunny at the Fantasy Springs Box Office. Brigham has some sweet new DC …
Rapunzel and Ariel sing and dance together. Dar remembers how to put on her moby baby wrap. Hazel takes a ride with all wrapped up. Brigham says Baby! He’s such a sweet boy. Dar tells about her childhood club. I shake the liver out of Brigham. The Boy gives the best Spiderman kisses! SANTA & …
Lunch at Las Flores!!! YeeHaw! I have a serious talk with Dar and Tara about shampoo mohawks. I fall asleep on the floor with Brigham. I get a bunch of crap about the length of my nails. I sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall in its entirety while we rock a game of …
Ginger and I faunch up Hazel. Poor Hazel has the hiccups again. Brigham launches a full-fledged assault on the use of silverware. He makes a mockery of the civilized. We beat the tar out of the kids before bed. Tara tells of a recent diaper situation with The Boy; a very serious and completely gross …
Brigham and I go on the hunt for a hidden Ginger. Tara’s “very interesting stories” get put on hold. Dar takes over the Vlog and goes shopping with Tara. Dar buys too much scrapbooking stuff. People think they’re crazy! Tara doesn’t know the size of her bed. Dar is apparently a catalogue of bed sizes.
Dar had her c-section staples out today and while there she explains what she was thinking last night in her sleepy stupor. Apparently the baby in our bed isn’t ours. We make a little stop at a new cakery called Nana D’s and get sold a knock off pillow pet. Frank and Sherry (Dar’s Aunt …
Going home today, going home today, we get to go home today!!! Yippie!! The hospital isn’t my favorite place to stay, and that chair thing they call a “daddy bed” is not a bed at all. I’m so looking forward to my own bed! WOO HOO! We decided on a name for the baby girl …
